“Alright, now one with your daughter, Senator. You’re wife’s lovely, but, uh… People will want to know you’re in touch with the next generation, and…”I couldn’t help but giggle. “You mean her ass is better than mine, and you

“Alright, now one with your daughter, Senator. You’re wife’s lovely, but, uh… People will want to know you’re in touch with the next generation, and…”I couldn’t help but giggle. “You mean her ass is better than mine, and you

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When My English Literature Prof Starts Reading A Really Good Passage, I Usually Pull Out And Give Her A Break. After All, I’m Spending So Much For These Classes; Fucking Is Free And A University Education Isn’t, So Why Not Pay Attention?Besides, She

The Rec Center Near My Place Has One Of The Few Co-Ed Gyms Left In Town. Signing Up Cost Me An Arm And A Leg, And That Was After Months On The Waiting List, But It Was Well Worth The Hassle. I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Remember The Last Time I Saw A Girl At There

Theofficialpit: Thanks For All The Likes And Nice Comments, People. You Guys Are Really Cool. Now Reblog Dat Ass If You’d Like To See More New Pieces. =) I’m A Sucker For The Pit&Amp;Hellip; Realism Is Overrated.

These New Soccer Uniforms Are The Greatest Thing To Come To Sports Since The Bimbolympics. Lightweight, Stylish, Cheap&Amp;Hellip; Plus They&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Got So Many Fans Waiting To Use Them Before And After The Game, So Paint-On Jerseys Make A Lot Of Sense

No, I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Have To Tear Up The Clothing Of All The Girls I Bring Home, But It&Amp;Rsquo;S So Much Fun Watching Them Walk Home Without It.sometimes They (Or Their Idiot Boyfriends, Or Owners, Or Whatever) Are So Ignorant On Free Use Policies That

I Know It Embarrasses Her, But Sometimes I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Help Visiting My Fiancee At Work&Amp;Hellip; If I Need To Bust A Nut On My Lunch Break And All My Coworkers Are Busy, I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Have Much Choice.

Damn, Looks Like A Few Of My Gifs Are Breaking. Maybe I Should Use More Webms!

When I Went To Stay With My Mom’s Extended Family Last Summer, I Took Aunt Tess To Get Some Adaptive Body Enhancements. She Wasn’t Much Bigger At First, But We Knew That In Time It Would Pay Off.as Soon As I Rolled Into Town For My Next Visit, I Dropped

With Security Hot On My Tail, I Sprinted Out Into The Mall Parking Lot And Jumped Into The First Unlocked Car I Could Find. I Was So Concentrated On Bugging Out Asap That It Took Me A Solid Minute To Notice The Bimbo In The Passenger Seat.“Holy Shit!

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&Amp;Hellip;I Actually Can’t Afford Fallout 4, So I Couldn’t Include A High Level Of Immersive Detail And Polish And Stuff In That Last Caption.pity Me.oh, Also, Big Props To Shadbase For The Amazing Pic.

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