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michaelhizny:When people tell me I’m going to Hell

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Drhanniballecter:so My Friend’s Boyfriend Tried To Prank Him

Just-Shower-Thoughts:now That Cellphones Are Becoming More And More Waterproof, Pretty Soon It Will Be Okay To Push People Into Pools Again.

Prolicidal:envyadams:this Man Did Something That’s Already Expected Of Women But He Gets Extra Praise Cause He’s A Manno. A Lot Of Women Don’t Go To Cosmetology Classes To Learn How To Do Hair, They Have The Experience From Growing Up-Their Mom

Cutiewill:lumos5000:Everyone Can Go Home Now. This One Wins. We’re Already Home

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Theviscountconsett: Connorkawaii: I Love How Humans Have Literally Not Changed Throughout History Like The Graffiti From Pompeii Has People From Hundreds Of Years Ago Writing Stuff Like “Marcus Is Gay” “I Fucked A Girl Here” “Julius Your Mum

Phantomdoodler:phantomdoodler:whenever I Find Out A New Mutual Is A Lot Younger Than Me I Just Sort Ofi Was Not Expecting This To Get So Many Notes But I Am Happy That There Are So Many Pseudo-Mother-Child Relationships Happening On This Site

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Babydinosavr:i-Once-Had-A-Guy-Tell-Me:i Once Had A Drunk Guy Tell Me I Was Too Sexy To Be Shooting Up At A Party. He Knocked The Needle Out Of My Hands And Stepped On The Pen, Shattering The Casing, Telling Me I Should Thank Him By Giving Him My Number

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Zcatz: Zcatz: Zcatz: Fun Fact, I Have A Green Foil Star Balloon That I Was Given At The Zoo And It’s Still Fully Inflated Without Ever Being Refilled. Funner Fact? I Was Two Years Old When I Got It, Making It A 16 Year Old Balloon. I May Be Carrying

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