urieking:urieking:Since My stepdad cheated on my mom and he’s being an ass. I put a shit ton of that tasteless powder laxative in all of his diet shake mixes he won’t notice but he will shit himself and not be able to figure out why.Update: he shit

urieking:urieking:Since My stepdad cheated on my mom and he’s being an ass. I put a shit ton of that tasteless powder laxative in all of his diet shake mixes he won’t notice but he will shit himself and not be able to figure out why.Update: he shit

urieking:urieking:Since My stepdad cheated on my mom and he’s being an ass. I put a shit ton of that tasteless powder laxative in all of his diet shake mixes he won’t notice but he will shit himself and not be able to figure out why.Update: he shit

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