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Nightspeed: Me As A Thief: Steals The Us Constitution. Replaces It With A Perfect Forgery, Except The Second Amendment Has Been Edited From “The Right To Bear Arms” To “The Right To Bare Arms.” Breaking News The Next Day: Nation Has Been Misreading

Grabs My Own Ass Bc No One's Here To Do So

Almightysempai: Kookerus-Speaks: Girlpacino: Always Have A Lighter With U Just In Case U See A Confederate Flag Thats Illegal, You D*Mb Fuck“Always Have A Gun In Case You See A Brown Person”Why Is My Sentence Any Worse? Because One’s A Person,

Holl0W-Existence: If We Date I’m Going To Always Want To Hear About Your Day And Kiss You On You Forehead

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Skeletoncrimes: Afro-Elf: Why Is The Rock… Like This???? Because There Must Be Some Balance To All The Evil In The World

Playugly: Wow I Can’t Wait To Be Romantically Loved By Someone Who Wants To Genuinely Be With Me And Respects Me. Can’t Wait!

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Barbieaddams: As Much As Its Fun To Laugh At These Brexit Memes I Don’t Want Anyone To Forget How Serious This Actually Is. I Have One Of My Housemates Crying In My Room Bc Her Career Relied On The Uk Being A Part Of The Eu (She Wanted To Go Into Foreign

Precumming: I Lick An Apple For Lunch

Kyaryrinrin: When I Was 6 Years Old I Was Being Babysat By Some Girls Down The Street And They Were Talking About Their Friend Who Got Pregnant And I Was Like “What’s Pregnant” And They Were Like “It Means Fat” So When I Got In The Car With

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