Tenga Egg Chronicles, episode 1: Never tear the lube package with your teeth. Just, don’t.

Tenga Egg Chronicles, episode 1: Never tear the lube package with your teeth. Just, don’t.

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Balls, I Really Want To Catch Pacific Rim But Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Want To Go And Leave My Dogs Alone At Home After They&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Been Bored All Day. Being A Dad Is Tough.

I&Amp;Rsquo;M So Happy I Have All The Games I Want To Play Right Now You Have No Idea. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Only Buying Prototype 1 For My Dumbass Brother Because He Lost Our Disc.

Fuck Yeah Perfect Seats For Pacific Rim Bitches.

Holy Shit This Fucking Movie. Michael Bay Are You Taking Notes

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not The Only One Who Started Mirroring The Robots&Amp;Rsquo; Moves In Pacific Rim, Right? I Feel Like A Dork But Seriously, When The Gipsy Raises Her Hands Up Above For A Hammer Attack I Was All Like &Amp;Ldquo;Oh Shiiit&Amp;Rdquo; Hands Behind My Head

This Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T Even My Final Form Work In Progress.

I Guess Every Once In A While You Need To Open Up And Old Wound, Let It Bleed A Bit And Then Allow It To Close Back Again. That Way The Memory Is Fresh In Your Mind And You Can Go Some Time Without Making The Same Mistakes Again.

Put My Tenga Cup In The Microwave For 30 Seconds I&Amp;Rsquo;M Glad I Stuck My Finger In There First

If There Was Ever An Oppai Mousepad I Wanted, This Would Be It.

My Vote Goes To Whichever Politician Promises To Import One Korean Teacher For Each School In The Us.

Why Does This Fit Tell Me Why

I Feel Like My Brain Is Actively Looking To Damage My Childhood More With Each Passing Day. I Dreamt Of A Mega Cute R63 Version Of Dexter. I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Know How To Feel About That.

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