My dad found me, I’m ok. See you next week weirdos!

My dad found me, I’m ok. See you next week weirdos!

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Keep Beach City Nostalgic!Tonight I&Amp;Rsquo;M Taking A Look Back At An Underrated Classic: The No Home Boys Graphic Novel Adapation. In 1965, The Author Of The No Home Boys, Dustylegs Jefferson, Died Tragically When He Was Hit By A Train Full Of Circus

I Couldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Resist Posting My No Home Boys Oc. My Hobosona&Amp;Rsquo;S Name Is Ronaldo Bindleberry. His Special Bindle Items Are A Can Of Beans (Edamame Of Course), A Photo Of His Long Lost Brother (Who He Hopes To Find On His Journey), And A Level

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Sometimes I Think About All The Bad Decisions I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Made And How They&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Affected My Life, And I Wish I Could Go Back In Time And Change Them. But Unless I Can Find A Way To Break Into The Pentagon And Steal A Time Bike, I’m Just Stuck

I’ve Been Hearing Very Weird Sonic Disturbances All Week And I Finally Caught One On Camera! Perhaps It’s A Polymorphic Sentient… Comet?! I’ll Have To Do More Investigating, But I Have A Feeling Something Big Is Going To Happen In Beach City

Not Only Has Nothing Weird Happened In Beach City This Week, But Now There&Amp;Rsquo;S Some Annoying Noise-Wave Concert Happening On The Beach! It Must Be Kids From Beach City Community College Playing Some &Amp;Ldquo;Experimental Jazz&Amp;Rdquo; Or Something.

The Power Was Off Today In Beach City, But The Weird Was On!Mayor Dewey Told Everyone In Town It&Amp;Rsquo;D Be Back On By Sundown, But He Was Lying! He Also Told My Dad That It Was Just Some Routine Maintenance Work. He Was Probably Lying About That

Slj:kdfdsflaj!!!! Some Really Weird Stuff Is Happening Right Now!!!!!! I Don’t Have Time To Put It All Together Because We Are Hauling Butt Out Of Town!!!Kbcw

This My View Right Now. In Case I Get Shot Down By An Alien, There&Amp;Rsquo;S A Folder On My Desktop That Says Do Not Delete. Please Delete That Folder!

The Space Hand Blew Up!!! We’re Safe!!! But Questions Remain. Like Who Blew It Up? And Why Did It Come To Beach City? And How Come Peedee Always Gets To Ride In The Front Seat?I Have My Own Theory: The Space Hand Is Connected To The Polymorphic

Why Is Nobody Talking About The Crying Breakfast Friends / Inter-Dimensional Family Friend Crossover?! I’ll Admit I Was Kind Of Skeptical When I First Heard About It. Like, Just Because They’re Two Shows On The Same Network And The Both Have “Friend”

Today I Made Contact With An Aliens With My Face! This T-Shirt Came Flying Down From Space And Hit Me In The Head!It Bears The Image Of An Alien Being Known As Guitar Dad. He Appears To Have The Power To Turn Sonic Energy Into Electricity. And He

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