I don’t even miss having bones. I mean, don’t get me wrong, if I’d known my next hookup would abduct me to his basement and flatten me like a frickin’ pie crust, I probably would’ve steered clear of the guy. But that’s over and done with—I

I don’t even miss having bones. I mean, don’t get me wrong, if I’d known my next hookup would abduct me to his basement and flatten me like a frickin’ pie crust, I probably would’ve steered clear of the guy. But that’s over and done with—I

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“I Still Can’t Get Used To It,” I Say, Trying To Cover My Full Mouth As I Speak. My Mouth Always Seems To Be Full When You’re Home. With A Smile, You Take Hold Of My Paw And Move It Back Under Your Legs, So You Can See My Muzzle From Your Seat

I Shouldn’t Have Been Up This Late Into The Station’s Night Cycle, But I Was New To Allkhanna And Still Not Quite In Sync With It. I’d Been Taking Advantage Of The Relative Quiet To Work On A Project, But Now A Call Of Nature Was Pulling Me Out

There Are Days I Can Make It Through A Trip To The Grocery Store Without Being Pulled Aside For A Bit Of Private Use. Today Wasn’t One Of Them. It Was Still Early In The Afternoon, So The Aisles Were Mostly Empty As I Went Over My Shopping List. A

I Must Admit I’m Surprised To See You In My Office Today. From Our Initial Phone Consultation, It Didn’t Seem Like You Were…Amenable To My Methods. Someone As Used To Getting Their Way As Yourself, Well, Usually Isn’t In Need Of My Services In

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“Cubby, I’m Home!” A Tingle Of Nervous Anticipation Passes Through My Body At The Friendly Greeting. In A Normal Relationship, I Might Be Excited To See You, But You And I Both Know This Is No Normal Relationship. I Mean, I’ve Been Tied Down

Blair Said He Was Trying To Forget. He Wouldn’t Say What Could’ve Been So Terrible That He’d Cancel Our Evening Out, But When Your Otter’s Hurting, Your Otter’s Hurting. So Instead Of Another Boring Party, We Decided To Binge Some Shows. His

I Told Dad He Didn’t Have To Come Pick Me Up At The Airport—I’m A Big Boy Now And I’ve Been Doing More Than Well Enough To Afford A Cab To His Place—But He Was Excited Enough For My Arrival That He Came Anyway, The Older Tiger Greeting Me At

The Memory Of My Commute Is Always A Little Hazy. Day After Day In The Same Routine, It’s Easy To Just Check Out And Forget All The Useless Little Details. The Sun Was Just Barely Visible Over The Plains As I Arrived At Rockwell’s Condo. “I’m

The Bite Of Winter On My Nose And The Crunch Of Snow Under My Paws Were A Gentle Distraction From The Feast In The Margrave’s Mansion—My Familiar Was Out Hunting. Ever Since We’d Bonded We’d Shared One Soul Across Two Bodies, But There Were Times

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