I always said my nose would never steer me wrong. I’m a beagle; we’re born to scent things out. There are a few life paths where a sense of smell will serve you well, but I always wanted to join the police—all the stories about good cops when

I always said my nose would never steer me wrong. I’m a beagle; we’re born to scent things out. There are a few life paths where a sense of smell will serve you well, but I always wanted to join the police—all the stories about good cops when

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Strange Things, Bachelor Parties. One Last Night For The Groom To Do All The Things His Future Spouse Would Disapprove Of, Because They Already Know They Don’t Share Lifestyles In Common. One Last Night Of ‘Freedom’, As If There Was No Love Without

I’m Glad You Made It Here Today, Fox. From What We Talked About On The Phone, I Think You’ll Find I’m Uniquely Suited To Helping You With Your Trouble. You Can Guess That Already, Of Course—As A Tanuki, I Have A Bit Of Experience With Differences

So, I May Be In The Egg Business, And I May Be A Rabbit, But Please, Please Don’t Call Me An Easter Bunny. Just—First Off, There’s More To Me Than Just A Holiday. And Anyone Over The Age Of Five Who Calls Me A ‘Bunny’ Is Just Asking For A

I’d Been Starting To Wish I’d Never Signed Up For Urinal Duty. I Mean, It’s Still A Kink For Me—It Turns Me On To No End When I Get My Order To Kneel And Serve My Roommates—But Sometimes There Can Be Too Much Of A Good Thing. Said Roommates

I Watched Szith’s Show From The Back Of The Hall, Invisible, Remembering When I Used To Sneak In To Concerts As A Kid. Now I Get To Do This As My Job. Not The Sneaking In—Just Staffing, Usually Travelling With Bands As Security. It’s Nothing

It’s Hard To Guess, Sometimes, The Things A Fellow Will Do When He’s Under A Curse. I Mean, There Are The Obvious Kinds Of Curse—You Turn Green, You Turn Into A Chicken, You Start Thinking It’s A Good Idea To Get Your Lunch From The Midden—But

“Alfie!” I Wish She Wouldn’t Keep Calling Me That, I Thought. I’m Not Eight Anymore. I Got Off The Couch And Looked Down The Balcony. “What?” “I’m Going Out With Sheila This Morning, Can You Take Your Father To His Appointment? Thank

The Way Some Of Us Are Built Just Begs Society To Beat Up On Us—Or At Least, Makes Us Feel Like It Could Happen. If You’ve Ever Had To Do Any Public Speaking, You Might Have An Idea What I Mean: It’s Hard To Be So Visible Without Fear. Now.

The Tank In My Bag Was A Lot Heavier Than I Expected, For Something That Was Supposed To Make Things So Light. I’d Been Saving Up For A While And Today, The Day It Finally Wouldn’t Put Me In The Red, I’d Gone Downtown And Plunked Down The Cash

I Looked Over My Character Sheet, Feeling A Little Lost. Andrew Had Invited Me To Join A Tabletop Campaign He Was Starting. The Big Husky Was So Excited About Showing Off His New Homebrew Game, He’d Insisted I Come, Even Though I Had No Experience.

Every Day I Ride The Bus Home From Work And Think What A Lucky Tiger I Am. It’s Not That I Have The Best Of Jobs Or The Fullest Bank Account Or Anything Like That—My Luck Is Squarely In The Field Of Love. I Mean, I Know It Wasn’t Really Luck.

“It’s Not Sneaking You In! It’s Like, I Dunno, Carrying A Genie In A Lamp. You Can Take Stuff In Without Having To Disclose Everything!” A Trip To The Movies Was Usually Like A Huge Day Of Indulgence For The Three Of Us, Me And My Brother And

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