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I never wanted to be paired up with Eckhart. He reminded me of the Fat Lazy Cop stereotype and I hated him for it—I’d made up my mind that if I ever came to outrank him I’d raise the fitness requirements for his position till he was knocked down

I never wanted to be paired up with Eckhart. He reminded me of the Fat Lazy Cop stereotype and I hated him for it—I’d made up my mind that if I ever came to outrank him I’d raise the fitness requirements for his position till he was knocked down

I never wanted to be paired up with Eckhart. He reminded me of the Fat Lazy Cop

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I Wasn’t Supposed To Be In The Restroom. I Mean, I Wouldn’t Get Into Trouble For It Directly, But If Master Found Out, It Would Lead To Questions, And If My Answers Weren’t Good, Things Might…Go Bad For Me. But I Needed A Break. The Diaper

I Wasn’t Supposed To Be In The Restroom. I Mean, I Wouldn’t Get Into Trouble

Most People Come To A Concert To Watch The Stage; Me, It’s My Job To Watch The Crowd. Tonight’s Audience Was Rowdy—Macerator Tended To Draw A Packed House—But At Least They Were Focused On The Music, Not On Rushing The Stage Or Starting Brawls

Most People Come To A Concert To Watch The Stage; Me, It’s My Job To Watch The

I Lay In Bed, Surrounded By Plushies, Reaching Blindly For The One I Knew I Wanted: My Favorite. The One That Was Specially Equipped To Get Me Off. The Poor Bunny’s Tail Was Encrusted With Many Months’ Worth Of Cum—Just The Way I Liked It—But

I Lay In Bed, Surrounded By Plushies, Reaching Blindly For The One I Knew I Wanted:

I Was Surprised To Start Getting Responses To My Personal Ad. I Mean, I Knew I Wasn’t Hideous-Looking, But I Was Over Thirty—Past The Age Of ‘Gay Death’—My Slowing Metabolism Had Already Put Close To A Hundred Pounds On My College Weight, And

I Was Surprised To Start Getting Responses To My Personal Ad. I Mean, I Knew I Wasn’t

The Lines At The Grocery Store Stretched Halfway Back To The Deli, Giving Me Plenty Of Time To Count The Reasons I Was Itching To Get Back Home To My Mates. Most Pressing Was That My Diaper Was Soggy To The Point Of Sagging, And I Had To Keep Pulling

The Lines At The Grocery Store Stretched Halfway Back To The Deli, Giving Me Plenty

I Always Said My Nose Would Never Steer Me Wrong. I’m A Beagle; We’re Born To Scent Things Out. There Are A Few Life Paths Where A Sense Of Smell Will Serve You Well, But I Always Wanted To Join The Police—All The Stories About Good Cops When

I Always Said My Nose Would Never Steer Me Wrong. I’m A Beagle; We’re Born To

Strange Things, Bachelor Parties. One Last Night For The Groom To Do All The Things His Future Spouse Would Disapprove Of, Because They Already Know They Don’t Share Lifestyles In Common. One Last Night Of ‘Freedom’, As If There Was No Love Without

Strange Things, Bachelor Parties. One Last Night For The Groom To Do All The Things

I’m Glad You Made It Here Today, Fox. From What We Talked About On The Phone, I Think You’ll Find I’m Uniquely Suited To Helping You With Your Trouble. You Can Guess That Already, Of Course—As A Tanuki, I Have A Bit Of Experience With Differences

I’m Glad You Made It Here Today, Fox. From What We Talked About On The Phone,

So, I May Be In The Egg Business, And I May Be A Rabbit, But Please, Please Don’t Call Me An Easter Bunny. Just—First Off, There’s More To Me Than Just A Holiday. And Anyone Over The Age Of Five Who Calls Me A ‘Bunny’ Is Just Asking For A

So, I May Be In The Egg Business, And I May Be A Rabbit, But Please, Please Don’t

I’d Been Starting To Wish I’d Never Signed Up For Urinal Duty. I Mean, It’s Still A Kink For Me—It Turns Me On To No End When I Get My Order To Kneel And Serve My Roommates—But Sometimes There Can Be Too Much Of A Good Thing. Said Roommates

I’d Been Starting To Wish I’d Never Signed Up For Urinal Duty. I Mean, It’s

I Watched Szith’s Show From The Back Of The Hall, Invisible, Remembering When I Used To Sneak In To Concerts As A Kid. Now I Get To Do This As My Job. Not The Sneaking In—Just Staffing, Usually Travelling With Bands As Security. It’s Nothing

I Watched Szith’s Show From The Back Of The Hall, Invisible, Remembering When I

It’s Hard To Guess, Sometimes, The Things A Fellow Will Do When He’s Under A Curse. I Mean, There Are The Obvious Kinds Of Curse—You Turn Green, You Turn Into A Chicken, You Start Thinking It’s A Good Idea To Get Your Lunch From The Midden—But

It’s Hard To Guess, Sometimes, The Things A Fellow Will Do When He’s Under A

 

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