Better luck next time. Although next time will probably be even worse.

Better luck next time. Although next time will probably be even worse.

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If It Makes You A Better Lover, Then She Shouldn’t Unlock You.

In The Deadpool Movie, Morena Baccarin’s Character, Vanessa, Is Quite The Domme. She Fucks Deadpool With A Strap-On. She Comforts Him About His Deformed Appearance Saying His Is “A Face She’d Love To Sit On.” And Employes Herself As A Prostitute,

…Or Maybe Not.

She Has A Very Strange Looking Smartphone.

Aren’t You Lucky That She’s So Easily Entertained?

It Was Rather Difficult To Find A Model For This Photo Shot Willing To Get The Tip Of His Penis Surgically Removed.

Isn’t It Very Satisfying To Get Her To Admit Her Error? It’s Almost Like An Orgasm.

See Also The Previous Caption “Rome” For The Appropriate Haterius Quote.

…While She Surfs Porn.

I Think She Raises A Valid Concern.

In “The 120 Days Of Sodom”, The Marquis De Sade Tries To Undertake The Heroic Attempt To Encyclopedically[1] List All Possible Perversions; Cyclopedias[2] Were A Big Thing In His Time. One Side Effect Is That De Sade Describes Masochism Long Before

It’s True, You Haven’t Learned The Basics Yet And Ask For A Huge Favor. But She Still Hasn’t Told You If She Will Grant You Your Wish, Or Decline. Although I Have A Feeling That The Answer Is No.

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