Isn’t capitalism sexy?

Isn’t capitalism sexy?

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Come This Way, Honored Odysseus, Great Glory Of The Achaians, And Stay Your Ship, So That You Can Listen Here To Our Singing; For No One Else Has Ever Sailed Past This Place In His Black Ship Until He Has Listened To The Honey-Sweet Voice That Issues

How Much Happier Would The Live Of Jason Had Been, If Only Medea Would Have Had Access To A Chastity Cage. Not To Mention Their Kids.

Actually, 1,004 By Now, But I’m Currently A Bit Occupied And Not Always Near My Keyboard. Anyway, I Found Another Pastiche I Haven’t Posted Yet (I Think).

That Actually Looks Practical. But Is It Cotton? Sheep Wool Is Always So Scratchy.

I Think Your Girlfriend Forgot To Put On Pants. On The Other Hand, Who Needs Pants With These Socks?

Of Course You Reminisce Constantly Thanks To All Those Friendly, Constant Reminders.

While I Was Away From The Keyboard Spending Some Time With My Family, Visiting Friends Or Found Other Reasons To Leave The House, I Received Three New Caption Requests. And It Seems All Three Requesters Felt Some Urgency To Their Request, Since This Is

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Things Don’t Look Too Bright For The Pawn On F7.

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