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Why Is She Telling You All This Stuff That You Already Know? It Is As If She’s Doing It For The Benefit Of Some Invisible Reader Beyond The Fourth Wall.

The Sun Rises, Water Flows Down The River, You Stare At Her Breasts: That’s Just How Things Are.

Be Thankful For The Reassuring Small Print.

Isn’t It Great That She Has So Many Wishes? How Boring And Sad Would It Be If She Had No Wishes At All And Nothing To Do For You.

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I’m Not An Expert On Architecture, But There Seems To Be This Weird Trend Among Them To Make Everything As Transparent As Possible. Have They Never Heard Of Privacy? Conversely, It Seems Like Cars Are Getting Smaller And Smaller Windows, Making It Harder

I Did Quite Some Research On The Correct Plural Form Of The Word “Penis”, And Came To The Conclusion That Anything But “Penises” Is A Bit Silly.

One Of Them Always Lies And The Other Always Tells The Truth, And Both Of Them Love To Fuck With Type Theory.

She Could Put Off That Crown, But Once A Princess, Always A Princess.

Is There Anything More Sexy Than Cleaning The House?

Were-Leopards: The Neglected Threat To Society Everyone Fails To Discuss.

It Is Important For A Healthy Relationship That You Talk With Each Other And Discuss Stuff.

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