The life of mortals is like grass, they flourish like a flower of the field;the wind blows over it and it is gone, and its place remembers it no more.

The life of mortals is like grass, they flourish like a flower of the field;the wind blows over it and it is gone, and its place remembers it no more.

Hey Now, Hey Now Now, Sing This Corrosion To Me.

Aren’t We All In Some Kind Of Metaphorical Basement, And Would Be Bored Out Of Our Skull If We Were Allowed To Jerk Off?

The Following Caption Is Not Endorsed By The Disney Corporation.

Keen Readers Might Notice That The Nubian State No Longer Exists, Which Means That The Following Caption Can’t Be An Accurate Depiction Of A True Event In Contemporary Times.

Is It Just Me, Or Are Girls With Welding Tools Always Incredibly Sexy?

People Who Deliberately Try To Look (Or Sound) Sexy Often End Up Looking (Or Sounding) A Bit Silly And Ridiculous, Even Those Who Earn Their Living With Looking Sexy.

…But For Me, It Was Tuesday.

Maybe He Could Get A Spanking As His Reward, And Another Spanking To Take His Mind Off His Cage?

Everyone Knows That Bras Are As Difficult To Open As Japanese Puzzle Boxes.

Glasses And Chastity Cages Seems Like A Strange Subject For A Shop, But I Hope Most People Won’t Notice The Discrepancy Between Image And Caption Since They Won’t Look At The Background If There ‘S Such A Super-Cute Woman In The Foreground.

Sissymaidflorence: What More Can I Say? I’m The Happiest Fuckdoll Ever! Congratulations!

Pleasing Her Is Its Own Reward.

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