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The Other Question Is: Which Outcome Would You Prefer?

How Would You Reply?

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Kissing Your Enslaver’s Vulva Brings You Good Luck, At Least That’s What Clíodhna, The Goddess Of Beauty And Love, Told Cormac Laidir Maccarthy. Oh, Wait, I’m Confusing The Irish And The Scottish.

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