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I think she could sell me everything.

I think she could sell me everything.

I think she could sell me everything.

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This Is One Of Those Images I Copied To My “Potential Captions” Folder, Where It Sat For Ages: It’s A Great Image Of A Beautiful Woman, But No Caption I Could Think Of Was Doing It Justice. I’m Still Not Sure If I Nailed It.

This Is One Of Those Images I Copied To My “Potential Captions” Folder, Where

Size Doesn’t Matter, Unless You’re Into Small Cock Humiliation.or Large Cock Humiliation.

Size Doesn’t Matter, Unless You’re Into Small Cock Humiliation.or Large Cock

You’re Such A Lucky Guy That You Have Such A Polite Girlfriend.

You’re Such A Lucky Guy That You Have Such A Polite Girlfriend.

Marfisa-Thor

Marfisa-Thor

Conversations Are So Much Easier When You’re Told Your Part.

Conversations Are So Much Easier When You’re Told Your Part.

Additional Contrived Sci-Fi Plot Twist: She Falls In Love With You, But Then She Has To Destroy The Key To Save The Universe.

Additional Contrived Sci-Fi Plot Twist: She Falls In Love With You, But Then She

Marfisa-Thor

Marfisa-Thor

Unfortunately, Due To The Omnipresence Of ‘Shopped Images, She Doesn’t Look Like The Fairy From Photoshopwonderland That She Is, But More Like An Ordinary Girl Next Door.

Unfortunately, Due To The Omnipresence Of ‘Shopped Images, She Doesn’t Look Like

Marfisa-Thor

Marfisa-Thor

I Doubt That The Chastity Device In The Last Image Would Be Much More Inescapable If It Were Secured With A Heavy Brass Lock.

I Doubt That The Chastity Device In The Last Image Would Be Much More Inescapable

I Know Next To Nothing About Games Consoles. Are There Even Adults-Only Applications For Games Consoles?

I Know Next To Nothing About Games Consoles. Are There Even Adults-Only Applications

A Ratio Of Merely 100 To 1? You Lucky Bastard!

A Ratio Of Merely 100 To 1? You Lucky Bastard!

 

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