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An image with Bianca Beauchamp looks good even if her breasts are nowhere to be seen.

An image with Bianca Beauchamp looks good even if her breasts are nowhere to be seen.

An image with Bianca Beauchamp looks good even if her breasts are nowhere to be seen.

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Aperture Science: We Do What We Must Because We Can.

Aperture Science: We Do What We Must Because We Can.

The First Appearance Of Denise Milano.

The First Appearance Of Denise Milano.

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The Second Take Is One Of The Rare Cases Where I Deliberately Try To Be Verbose: Usually, I Try To Keep These Captions As Short As Possible, With Varying Success.

The Second Take Is One Of The Rare Cases Where I Deliberately Try To Be Verbose:

If You Look Closely, This Lady Isn’t Reading A Grimoire, Just Some Poems.

If You Look Closely, This Lady Isn’t Reading A Grimoire, Just Some Poems.

Even If She Isn’t Some Trollop In A Chainmail Bikini, I Think She Looks Gorgeous. I’m Almost Tempted To Replace “Even If” With “Because” In The Previous Sentence, But Let’s Not Slut-Shame Trollops In Chainmail Bikinis: The World Is Big Enough

Even If She Isn’t Some Trollop In A Chainmail Bikini, I Think She Looks Gorgeous.

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Marfisa-Thor

Two Years After The Fact, I’m A Bit Astonished That I Called This Caption “Resistance Is Futile”, Since Everyone Knows That The Classical Line From Doctor Who’s “Tenth Planet” Which Introduced The Cybermen Is “Resistance Is Useless”.

Two Years After The Fact, I’m A Bit Astonished That I Called This Caption “Resistance

Once Again, A Fellow Captionist Has Used The Same Image With A Far Superior Caption: “Don’t Worry About The Chastity Belt I Locked On You Last Night While You Were Sleeping. It’s Just There To Make Sure You Are Never Able To Cum Again For The Rest

Once Again, A Fellow Captionist Has Used The Same Image With A Far Superior Caption:

She’s Alluding To A Previous Entry, “Dark Romanticism”.

She’s Alluding To A Previous Entry, “Dark Romanticism”.

Isn’t That A Sexy Bench? Don’t You Love Her Elegant Yet Voluptuous Curves?This Isn’t The First First Caption Without A (Female) Human To Be Seen: Moniliformis Dubius Precedes It.

Isn’t That A Sexy Bench? Don’t You Love Her Elegant Yet Voluptuous Curves?This

I Like How This Obliquely Alludes To A Horrible Backstory. I Think It Works Because We’ve All Seen This Story Of A Young Couple, A Car Breakdown, A House In The Middle Of Nowhere, A Servant With A Hunchback Named Igor (Or Riff-Raff) Opens The Door…So,

I Like How This Obliquely Alludes To A Horrible Backstory. I Think It Works Because

 

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