Aw crap! They misprinted the t-shirt and left off the “Ball B” before the “uster”. Not to worry. Even though it’s not your fault I can still punish you for it. Let’s go home. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Aw crap! They misprinted the t-shirt and left off the “Ball B” before the “uster”. Not to worry. Even though it’s not your fault I can still punish you for it. Let’s go home. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

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I’m So Happy You Took Over All The Housework And Cooking In Return For Me Dominating You. Now I Don’t Even Know Where Anything Is In This Kitchen. Except I Know Where Your Place Is. Crawling To Kiss My Shoes. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Life Is So Much Better Now That I Have A Ferrari And My Husband Doesn’t, Instead Of The Other Way Round. I’m Taking It For A Drive. You’d Better Hope It’s A Long One Because You Have A Lot Of Chores To Get Through To Avoid A Beating When I Get

If I Need To Tell You What To Do Next, You’re In Even Bigger Trouble Than I Think You Are. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

I’m Glad You Like My Kind Of Power Dressing. Now It’s Time For You To Get My Kind Of Power Spanking. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Get Down Here On The Floor With Me. Then Beg Me To Do Anything I Want To You. Don’t Worry Though. I Will Agree. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

If My Lifetime Total Of Orgasms Hasn’t Gone Up By At Least Three Before I Get Up From The Couch, Your Lifetime Total Of Agony Will Be Going Up A Lot Tonight. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Well Yes, Kind Of Your Fairy Godmother. But Since I Know Exactly What Your Dreams Are, More Of A Fairy Godmistress. And My Spell Over You Won’t Break At Midnight. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

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I Think We Are Going To Play A Bit Differently Tonight, Hubby. Instead Of Me Telling You What To Do, You Just Do Whatever You Think Will Make Me Hottest And Give Me The Most Orgasms. I Know It’s Tricky So There’s No Pressure. I’ll Just Punish You

I’m Just Preparing For A Major Business Meeting. Was It Something Urgent? No? I’ll Just Write Down “Punish Husband For Interrupting Me” So I Don’t Forget. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Item: One Day Slavery To Wife: £100 Item: Permission To See Wife In Lingerie: £100 Item: Permission To Remove Wife’s Belt And Stockings: £100 Item: Permission To Kneel On The Floor And Worship Wife To Orgasm: £250 Item: Permission To Refuse

Oh Hubby, I Know It Doesn’t Matter What Lingerie I Wear, I Know I Turn You On Like You Can’t Imagine. Thing Is, Turning You On Like You Can’t Imagine Is What Keeps My Power Over You. Now Get On With The Housework. | Caption Credit:

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