One thing I’ve never understood. Why do they call it “going down on me” when you have to start with my toes and work your way up? Going down, going up, whatever. Get on with it. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

One thing I’ve never understood. Why do they call it “going down on me” when you have to start with my toes and work your way up? Going down, going up, whatever. Get on with it. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

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Just Got To Stretch And Get Myself Loose And Ready For My Physical Activities On Our Wedding Night. You Wouldn’t Want Me To Hurt Myself When I Cane You, Would You? | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

No I Do Not Like The Way This Strap Hurts My Butt Cheek. Which Is Why I’m Only Wearing This Stupid Outfit To Let You Take A Photo Of Me As An Anniversary Present. Does Remind Me Though, Let’s Remind Ourselves How You Like Straps Hurting Your

Ok, You Got The Photo? Great. Frame It And Hang It Here In The Kitchen, Cos That’s All You Are Going To See Of Me In The Kitchen Ever Again. Except For Surprise Inspections Of Course. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husbands

I Love To Stand Here And Think Romantic Thoughts… Shall I Use The Handcuffs, Blindfold, Gag, Chains, Ropes, Whip, Cane, Paddle, …. ? Yes. But In What Order? | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Oh Hubby, You Have Just No Idea How Much Hard Work, Struggle, And Suffering You Are Going To Have To Go Through To Get Up To That Clasp. Let’s Get Started. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Hubby, Get Yourself Toiletted And Have A Shower. Then Come Back Right Here And I’m Going To Do Exactly What I Want With You. Which Is Lock You In This Closet Overnight. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Thanks For The Bunch Of Flowers. Every Time I Come You Can Throw One Away. When You Have Thrown Them All Away You Can Have An Orgasm. Unless Of Course That’s After They’ve All Wilted, In Which Case You’ll Have To Try Again Next Month. | Caption Credit:

You Got Your Dream. You Married A Lingerie Model. I Got My Dream. I Married A Slave. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Now I’ve Tied Him To The Bed, What To Do, What To Do? Teasing, Spanking, Tickling, Queening… Oh Wait, I Got It. I’ll Have A Nice Long Bath First. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

I Love Four Poster Beds. I’ll Start Off Chaining You To This Post. If You Beg Me Perfectly I Might Get Close Enough To Your Chained Body To Let Your Mouth Get To Where It Can Make Me Orgasm. If Not You’ll Just Be Chained To That Post All Night. Happy

Gorgeous Body. Sorry, Amazing Body. Beautiful Wedding Dress. Strong Right Arm. Submissive Husband. New Cane As Wedding Present. Let’s Go To Bed. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Tightly Constrained, Goes Round My Waist And Holds Me In, Arouses My Spouse To See Me In It. Could Be Describing Your Steel Chastity Belt Too. Of Course The Difference Is I Can Take This Off Anytime And Be Free. Your Belt Stays On All The Time.

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