Even if you had already shaved, you wouldn’t be coming. Run along and shave now while I think about how you can apologise for not doing it earlier. Caption credit: Uxorious Husband

Even if you had already shaved, you wouldn’t be coming. Run along and shave now while I think about how you can apologise for not doing it earlier. Caption credit: Uxorious Husband

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It&Amp;Rsquo;S A Small Thing, But I Love The Fact He Just Has His Initials On His Card, And That He&Amp;Rsquo;S A Doctor. If His Card Said &Amp;Ldquo;Mr John Smith&Amp;Rdquo; I Might Get Funny Looks Or Even Queries. Now, I Wonder Where Dr J Smith Will Be Shopping Next?

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Just Checking&Amp;Hellip; You Haven&Amp;Rsquo;T Completed The Washing Up, Which Was Chore Number 1 On Your List? Apparently You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Right. You Do Need A Very Strict Female To Train You To Be A Good Servant. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Carry On Undressing &Amp;Hellip; &Amp;Hellip; But If You Want To Have Your Eyes Open, You Better Start Begging&Amp;Hellip; &Amp;Hellip; To Be My Slave Husband For The Next Month&Amp;Hellip; Your Choice. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

No, Silly! Of Course You Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Use The Dishwasher. When I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Gone A Month Without Having To Clean A Single Dish, Then I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Let You Use The Dishwasher. Now Count The Items I Had To Put In The Dishwasher And Report To Me For Punishment.

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No Honey, That&Amp;Rsquo;S Not A Good Enough Deal For Me. So You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Sleeping In The Back Seat Of The Car In The Garage. For The Rest Of The Month. Or Do You Want To Renegotiate And Offer Me More Services And Submission? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husban

Stop Looking So Smug And Get On With The Ironing. Oh, And Take Your Pants Off. I Need A Better View. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Wifespeaks: &Amp;Ldquo;I’m Beginning To Like Teasing You With My Body, You Sure Seem To Enjoy It, Especially The Longer You’re Locked Up&Amp;Rdquo;

I Know You Liked It When I Used To Wear The Sexiest Silk Lingerie You Could Dream Of. But Now You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Locked For Me, I Find Your Obsession With My Body Is The Same Whatever I Wear. Tell Me Again How Hot I Am. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Care That Your Bonus Paid For It. Stop Calling It &Amp;Ldquo;Our Car&Amp;Rdquo;. It&Amp;Rsquo;S Mine. And No, You Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Drive It To Work. If Anybody At The Bank Asks Why Your Driving A Clunker While Your Wife Is Driving An Aston Martin V8

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