“Listen up, little brother, I know you thought you were going to try and throw together a big party while Mom and Dad are gone, but that’s not going to happen. See, my boyfriend’s out of town too and you may not know this about me, but
“Listen up, little brother, I know you thought you were going to try and throw together a big party while Mom and Dad are gone, but that’s not going to happen. See, my boyfriend’s out of town too and you may not know this about me, but