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Dutchster: Best Valentine’s Day Idea Ever: Gather A Bunch Of Puppies And Invite All The Single People To Come Cuddle And Play With The Puppies

Benvolio-The-Living: I Hate When Parents Use The Whole “I Pay For Your Food And Clothes And Everything Else!” Excuse To Make Their Kids Feel Guilty. Its Like, Oh, Yes, Sorry You Decided To Have A Child And Actually Have To Care For That Child. What

Tsunamiwavesurfing: I Seen Someone On Here Say “Daddy Spank Me Like An Almost Empty Ketchup Bottle” And Since Then I Just Been Usin A Knife To Get The Sauce Out The Bottle

Broodingfury:make Deals With The Devil While You’re Still A Child. Contracts Signed By Minors Aren’t Legally Binding And If Satan Tries To Take Your Soul He Can Be Prosecuted. Enjoy Your Perfect Grades And Lifetime Supply Of Chocolate.

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Gothamsnexttoprobin:tittily: Whenever Im Sad I Just Think About How The Welsh Word For Microwave Is Popty Ping That.. That Helps.

Urie:that Post That’s Like “If You Don’t Feel Up For School Then Just Dont Go! You Dont Owe Anyone An Explanation” Like I Really Appreciate That Sentiment But Also Have You Ever Existed In The Real World At All

Batwixt:virtuouspagans: Ncrrington:did U Kno That St Valentine Is Not Only The Patron Saint Of Love, But Also Beekeeping, Epilepsy, And The Plague Petition To Make 14Th February International Bee Day Show The Person You Love You Care By Sending Them

Homurathetimelesbian:noforced Physical Activity In School Isn’t What Helps Kids Be Healthyphysical Activity That Is At Their Skill Level And Their Comfort Level Is What Keeps Them Healthyforcing Every Kid, Regardless Of Skill Level, Size, And Muscle

Crown-Queen-Bambee: Blacknsioux: Rubynrags: Do You Know What I Want To See? I Wanna See A Really Cool Disney Princess Who Can’t Sing. I Wanna See This Pretty Young Girl Who Sounds Like A Beached Whale When She Tries To Sing “Happy Birthday.”

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