philosophic-alcoholic:Beautiful.

philosophic-alcoholic:Beautiful.

realmilf realmoms

Queenofthequarter: Feministbatman:my Sister And I Are Currently Using Imdb’s Advanced Search To Find White Actors Named Chris So We Can Accurately Predict The New Spider-Man Casting#It’s Funny Bc Marvel Is Doing The Same Thing

Minimalyzed: Replacing My Heart With Another Liver So I Can Drink More And Care Less

Foxheartx:oooooooooooooooooooooooh.

Laurelgienah

If Lucifer Needs Someones Consent To Enter Their Body Then So Do You

Thebatwiggler: If I Ever Catch My Professor’s Eyes While They Lecture, I Always End Up Nodding At Them, Partly Because I Want Them To Think Im Listening And Partly Because I Feel That They Need The Confidence Boost

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Dutchster: Best Valentine’s Day Idea Ever: Gather A Bunch Of Puppies And Invite All The Single People To Come Cuddle And Play With The Puppies

Benvolio-The-Living: I Hate When Parents Use The Whole “I Pay For Your Food And Clothes And Everything Else!” Excuse To Make Their Kids Feel Guilty. Its Like, Oh, Yes, Sorry You Decided To Have A Child And Actually Have To Care For That Child. What

Tsunamiwavesurfing: I Seen Someone On Here Say “Daddy Spank Me Like An Almost Empty Ketchup Bottle” And Since Then I Just Been Usin A Knife To Get The Sauce Out The Bottle

Broodingfury:make Deals With The Devil While You’re Still A Child. Contracts Signed By Minors Aren’t Legally Binding And If Satan Tries To Take Your Soul He Can Be Prosecuted. Enjoy Your Perfect Grades And Lifetime Supply Of Chocolate.

Purple Buddha Project

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