neopianangst: “hey is this domino’s? i’d like a large–” “sir i’m very sorry but unfortunately our pizzas are not functioning as they should.” “…beg pardon?” “the pizzas. they’re currently nonfunctional. i’m sorry for the inconvenience.”
neopianangst: “hey is this domino’s? i’d like a large–” “sir i’m very sorry but unfortunately our pizzas are not functioning as they should.” “…beg pardon?” “the pizzas. they’re currently nonfunctional. i’m sorry for the inconvenience.”