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Uzumakijpeg:uzumakijpeg: Tfw U Finish A Test In Half An Hour And No One Else Is Even Close To Being Done “I’m Either Really Smart Or I Fucked Up Entirely”

Mrs. Mia Wallace

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Masterblaster: Theeasyvirtue: Masterblaster: We Ordered Lube And Rubbers Online And Because We Spent More Than $20 They Sent Us A Free (Too-Big-To-Use) Dildo. So… To Big To Use….? You Know, I’m Glad You Asked, Because It Allows Me To Print

Sheepyshavings: Romanimp: #She Got Thor Because She Is Beyond Worthy

Fortooate:ollivander:somesleeze:spookyjupiter:don’t Date Someone Who Doesn’t Put The Grocery Cart Back In The Cart Returnit’s Called Creating Jobs Actually Its Called ‘Not Being Rude And Making Someone’s Job Easier’ *Pours Box Of Cornflakes

Spring2000: This Atmosphere/Coloring Reminds Me Of Like Waking Up From A Daytime Nap And Not Knowing Like What The Date Or Year Is

Lip-On-My-Stick: Breathe InRepeat After Me:“You’re Not Supposed To Have All Your Life Figured Out In Your Twenties”“It’s Ok If Your Life Is A Complete Mess Right Now”“You Don’t Have To Have Everything Under Control All The Time”*Breathe

Twentytaystitches: No I Don’t Need A Boyfriend To Complete Me But Honestly It Would Be Nice To Have Someone To Hang Out With And Talk To And Sometimes Just Hold Hands And Kiss And Do Cute Couple Things With Ya Know

Laughing-Llama:slytherin-Starkid-Of-Tardis: Phinflynn: “Ah, Perry The Platypus!” “What An Unexpected -“ “Wait, Wait, Wait!” “You’re Trapped!” “By Societal Convention!” “Look! We’re In A Fine Dining Environment. Everyone Knows

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