just-shower-thoughts: If I owned an adult store, policy would have staff conclude a sex toy sale with a cheery smile and a hearty ‘Now go fuck yourself!’.

just-shower-thoughts: If I owned an adult store, policy would have staff conclude a sex toy sale with a cheery smile and a hearty ‘Now go fuck yourself!’.

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Just-Shower-Thoughts: There’s Probably An Employee Named Jake Who Works At State Farm, Who’s Had It With People’s Jokes.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If Men Wake Up Aroused With Erections We Call It Morning Wood, So If Women Wake Up Wet And Aroused Should We Call It “Morning Dew?”

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If I Were A Judge, Every Time Someone Finished Speaking In Court I’d Yell “Well I’ll Be The Judge Of That.”

Just-Shower-Thoughts: The Roast Of Justin Bieber Should’ve Been Called The Biebercue.

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Just-Shower-Thoughts: Our Brain Is Our Most Important Organ. According To Our Brain.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Canadian Websites Should End With .Eh

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Slang Is Slang For “Shortened Language”

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Patrick From Spongebob Isn’t Stupid, He Just Lives Under A Rock.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Saying Yolo To A Buddhist. Is Like Saying There Is No God, To A Christian.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If It’s The Circle Of Life, Then Life Is Pointless.

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