just-shower-thoughts: Of course our moms don’t think we’re ugly. Half of our genes came from someone that she thought was attractive enough to have sex with

just-shower-thoughts: Of course our moms don’t think we’re ugly. Half of our genes came from someone that she thought was attractive enough to have sex with

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Just-Shower-Thoughts: Being Born Into Your Parent’s Religion Is The First Time You Agree To Terms And Conditions Without Reading Them.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: People In Prison Are Called Cons Because If They Were Pros They Wouldn’t Have Been Caught.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If You Masturbate In A Plane, Does That Make You A Hijacker?

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If Jesus Really Loved The World, He Would Have Died On A Monday So We Could Have A Three Day Weekend.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Once You Subscribe To /R/Thehotelcalifornia The Unsubscribe Button Should Disappear So That You Can Never Leave.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Somewhere Out There Is A Really Tall Person Named Richard Who Is Literally The Biggest Dick In The World.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: The First Person To Have A Hangover Was Probably Terrified The Effect Would Be Permanent.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Jesus Coming To Earth, Making Friends, Dying And Revealing Himself To Be God’s Son Is Like The Ultimate Episode Of Undercover Boss.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: We Should Switch Firefighters With Cops. Cops Can Aggressively Kill Fires, Firefighters Can Calmly Handle Citizens.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: How Often Do People Misread Misread As Misread?

Just-Shower-Thoughts: A Stack Of 100 Books Would Be 100 Stories High.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: What If Aliens Visited Earth During The Jurassic Period, Found It To Be Occupied With A Bunch Of Mean, Giant Lizards And Thought “Well, Fuck This Planet” And Never Came Back?

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