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I Just Burned 1200 Calories (I Forgot The Pizza In The Oven)

Assgod: I Regret Every Selfie A Day Later

Ohdarhling: Hadaes: Paris Was Great Today So Freaking Pretty Wow Nature

Golgibodies: I Fall In Love Like 4 Times A Day

Ridge: I Hate It When People Call Me Funny Because I Feel Like I Have To Say Something Really Funny Again And I Just Can’t Handle That Pressure

Jadelust: When Ur Teacher Asks Whos Presenting Next

Didihearthereadyset: Didihearthereadyset: Didihearthereadyset: I Have A Really Hot Waiter. Guys He Came Back With My Food And Said, “Careful The Plate Is Hot Too.” So I Asked, “Too?” And He Touched My Shoulder Then Made A Sizzling Noise.

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Illkim: When You Have A Group Project But Don’t Know What You’re Talking About

Iguanabones: First Date Ideas: Show Your Date To Everybody In Town… Wearing A Salmon Suit

Caseyanthonyofficial: I Just Invented A New Word: Plagiarism

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