“Don’t you want me on the floor too? And on the bed, and on the couch, and on the table, and against the wall…” Submitted by anonymous.

“Don’t you want me on the floor too? And on the bed, and on the couch, and on the table, and against the wall…” Submitted by anonymous.

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&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;D Say I Love You, But Then I&Amp;Rsquo;D Have To Kill You.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By The-Improbable-1.

&Amp;Ldquo;My Division Is The One Between Your Legs.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Do You Want To See What Else I Could Present For Your Pleasure?&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By The-Improbable-1.

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&Amp;Ldquo;If You Were My Day To Die, I Could Never Get A Better Offer.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Dear Jim, I&Amp;Rsquo;M In Love With You. Won&Amp;Rsquo;T You Fix It For Me?&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Anonymous.

&Amp;Ldquo;Since You Blew Your Nose On The Lady From The Train&Amp;Rsquo;S Number, Would You Like Mine Instead?&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Anonymous.

&Amp;Ldquo;If Moriarty Was About To Murder You, I Would Give Him A Call.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Even If I Knew Nothing About You, I Would Flat Share With You.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Anonymous.

&Amp;Ldquo;Even If I Was The St. Bart&Amp;Rsquo;S Traffic Cone, I Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Tell You To Slow Down.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Need A Good Coat And A Short Friend To Look &Amp;Lsquo;Tall,&Amp;Rsquo; If You Get What I Mean.&Amp;Rdquo;

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