“Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it.” “That’s funny.” “My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica.”

“Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it.” “That’s funny.” “My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica.”

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Random Thoughts Of A Shameless Nerd

Whymrdarcy: Artemisfowls:excuse Me. Mandatory Reblog Of The Best Sentence In Cinematic History.

Random Thoughts Of A Shameless Nerd

Potbelliedgeek: So My Mom Is Shopping In A Supermarket, Wearing A Full Hijab And Jilbab (Commonly Misnamed As A Burka) And The Whole Time She Is There, This Kid Is Staring At Her. Won’t Stop Staring. Just Looking With Wide-Eyed Shock. The Lil Feller

Lannistred: If This Isn’t The Most Motivational Tweet In The Entire World Idk What Is

Salma-Cortez: Thenaebyrd777: Tamika-Flyn: Idreamofprospit: Zevadavid: Frrostbytte: Dapenguinninja: 2014 In A Nutshell Bonus Points For It Being A White Guy And A Person Of Color. Double Bonus Points For It Being A Man And A Women Triple Points

Wildflower-Faerie: Thishazeleyeddemon: Autieblesam: Lesbianshepard: My Fave Greek History Story To Tell Is That Of Agnodice. Like She Noticed That Women Were Dying A Lot During Childbirth So She Went To Egypt To Study Medicine In Alexandria And Was

Random Thoughts Of A Shameless Nerd

Potbelliedgeek: Tinybro: So We Have A Conversational Safeword In My Group Of Friends And It’s Great, Idk Why More People Don’t Do This. Whenever Someone Wants A Subject To Be Dropped Immediately No Questions Asked We Just Say “Spleen” And We

Jibril2: Are You Fucking Kidding Me

Im-Not-A-Climbing-Frame: Kristyjacobo: Forever Reblogging This. And The Fact That There’s More Than One Company Means Several People Called Makes It Even Better.

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