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StandingAsshole StealthVibes

Unclefather: Unclefather: At My Funeral There Is Going To Be A Closed Casket And Then It Will Be Opened To Reveal That I Am Not Inside. Instead, They Will Turn On The Ceiling Fan And My Lifeless Body Will Swing Around The Room While The Space Jam

Punkmonksteven

Jesuschristvevo: I Want To Be A Stay At Home Mom Minus The Mom Part

It's Enough To Make Kings And Vagabonds

Punkmonksteven

Stabla: Summer’s Coming Therefore I Will Make Sure I Am As Fat And Pale As Possible So The Rest Of U Shitbags Can Look Better By Comparison Because I Am A True Friend

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Cassjaytuck: Glee Is Like That Friend Who Used To Be Funny And Cool And Then Got A Little Too Crazy And Brought A Knife To School And Got Expelled

Primadonnas: So I Get Home And There’s This Random Kid On My Couch And He’s Like ‘Alright Man I Don’t Wanna Hurt U Just Put Ur Stuff Down And Get On The Ground I Just Want Ur Money’ And I Fuckin Almost Puked I Was Like “Omg Pls No I Don’t

Primisthebomb: And This Is Where I Put All My Ships

Awkwardrabbit:

Therealhamster: When You Remember You Have Homework But You’re Already In Bed

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