iwritesinsnotfanfiction: burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

iwritesinsnotfanfiction: burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

iwritesinsnotfanfiction: burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

THEGOLDSTANDARD TIFT

Wheresagnes: Me: Doesn’t Drink Soda Because It’s UnhealthyMe: Drinks Alcohol

Macusers: [Lawyer Voice] The Prosecution Makes A Compelling Argument, But Have You Considered This Puts Middle Finger Up

Allison-Victoria-Argent:its A Circle. I Doesnt Matter Which Way You Cut It, You Just Turn Tge Circle Its A Fuck I N C I R C L E

Memento Mori

Soggymoistbread1:I Hate When Someone Is Not Directly Being Rude To You But You Can Sense Their Rudeness, Its Like Thier Whole Aura Is Fucked Up

Moved! :(

Rnexicanaa: Automatically Says Ouch Even Though It Didn’t Hurt

Ronaldkn0X: U Know How Everyone Has A Mom Friend? Well Im The Dad Friend. I’ll Make Shitty Jokes And Then Ill Try To Build A Fucking Deck

Amazign: Djprincessk: Stop-Hammerkind: Srsfunny: Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass What #This Bitch Just Said Let There Be Horse And There Was I Thought This Was A Gif Of A Man Fighting A Giant Angry Slug

Sergeantjerkbarnes: If I’m Ever Rich I’m Gonna Always Leave Huge Tips, Like 200%. That’s Like The Dream. Having Enough Money To Give Some Waitress 40 Bucks Extra Just Because She’s Nice.

Builttobulk: Sparkofstorm: Nicolegendary: Okay I’ve Just Had Such A Perfect Idea For The Layout Of A Wedding Ceremony That I Drew A Diagram And Will Now Describe It So A Traditional Set Up For A Ceremony Would Look Like This, With The Audience Lined

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