angrybagel: angrybagel: “NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet i made this up for notes i dont even have a dog

angrybagel: angrybagel: “NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet i made this up for notes i dont even have a dog

angrybagel: angrybagel: “NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet i made this up for notes i dont even have a dog

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Slenclerman: I Was At A Farmers Market With My Mom And She Was Buying Berries But There Was A Hotdog Stand And There Was A Really Cute Boy Working There And I Got Nervous And Said “Can I Buy Your Hotdog” And He Kinda Looked At Me And Chuckled Nervously

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Dannerzz: I Fucking Hate Dating Nerds One Single Time I Wore A Star Wars Shirt To See A Dude And He Was Like, “Wow Are U Wearing That To Impress Me” And I Said, “Star Wars Episode 4 Was Seen By Approximately 110 Million People During Its Initial

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