I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck

I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck

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Cybertwinks: The Only People Who Ever Call Me Pretty Are Either Old Or Online

Jayjsupremacy: If You Dont Read All The Tags You’re Not Getting The Full Experience

Prettymuchdone: “Ok” And “Okay” Sound Different In My Head

Blisssfullypainful: I Had This Ex Boyfriend Who Had A Weird Fetish. He Would Dress Up Like Himself And Be A Fucking Asshole

Hungarian: We All Know At Least 1 Asian Kevin

Wearweare: I Dont Need A Boyfriend To Keep Me Warm This Winter I Need A Givenchy Aw13 Black Velvet Jacket With Leather Shoulder Detailing

Angrybagel: Angrybagel: “No Homo” I Scream At My Dog Homo As He Shits On The Carpet I Made This Up For Notes I Dont Even Have A Dog

Eggsammich: You Know When You Accidentally Close An Important Tab And You Feel Like You Dropped A Baby Off A Cliff

Officialstevenmeisel: Me On Thanksgiving Awaiting My Guests

Slenclerman: I Was At A Farmers Market With My Mom And She Was Buying Berries But There Was A Hotdog Stand And There Was A Really Cute Boy Working There And I Got Nervous And Said “Can I Buy Your Hotdog” And He Kinda Looked At Me And Chuckled Nervously

Wifihotspot: Start A Mosh Pit At My Funeral Or We Aren’t Real Friends

Eternxl: K—Swan: Christmas Is So Much Worse As You Get Older It’s Like “What Do You Want This Year?” “A Sense Of Purpose”

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