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Penishole: I Didn’t Want My Family To Judge Me So I Walked Past Them With 2 Cookies On My Plate And 4 In My Pockets

Meladoodle: Goes To Fistbump Mirror But My Reflection Goes For The High Five

Microaggressor: I Have Something Against Bruno Mars For No Reason At All

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Meghn: Accidentally Bumps Into You Oh Sorry!! Accidentally Holds Ur Hand Sorry Again!!! Accidentally Grabs Ur Penis Wow Clumsy Me!

Maliciousmelons: Trips Over My Low Self Esteem

Purpleblimp: “You’re Going To Have That Tattoo For The Rest Of Your Life” Woah Really Are You Serious Wow I I Had No Idea Thank You So Much Bless Your Soul

Rabioheab: Imagine If Instead Of Making You Cry Onions Made You Really Really Mad. As You Cut Up The Onions You Get Progressively More Angry Until You Punch A Hole In Your Wall And Burn Your House Down And 95% Of Crimes Were Caused By Onion Induced Rage

Forever-Hyung: Every Once In A While I Check Up On People I Hate To Make Sure I Still Hate Them I Do

Vampirequeen: When I Was 9 I Googled “Penis” On My Moms Computer And Then I Felt So Guilty About It For Like A Week So I Started Crying Really Hard And Told Her About It And She Laughed For Like 10 Minutes

Frostforest-Deactivated20140703: I Never Really Liked My Name Much Until I Found Out What It Tastes Like When You Sigh It Into My Mouth

Jennyyoxoxo: I Dont Think My Parents Ever Dreamed Their Kid Was Growing Up To Be A Depressed Sarcastic Asshole Thats Addicted To The Internet And Has More Internet Friends Than Real Ones

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