Talking Bird: Kissing the Cottonmouth (WIP)

Talking Bird: Kissing the Cottonmouth (WIP)

Talking Bird: Kissing the Cottonmouth (WIP)

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8Oo: 8Oo: I Told My Dad His Chicken Was Dry And Tasteless And He Said It Was Made Out Of My Humor Please No More Notes My Dad Thinks He’s An Internet Sensation And Gloats About It

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Penishole: I Didn’t Want My Family To Judge Me So I Walked Past Them With 2 Cookies On My Plate And 4 In My Pockets

Meladoodle: Goes To Fistbump Mirror But My Reflection Goes For The High Five

Microaggressor: I Have Something Against Bruno Mars For No Reason At All

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Meghn: Accidentally Bumps Into You Oh Sorry!! Accidentally Holds Ur Hand Sorry Again!!! Accidentally Grabs Ur Penis Wow Clumsy Me!

Maliciousmelons: Trips Over My Low Self Esteem

Purpleblimp: “You’re Going To Have That Tattoo For The Rest Of Your Life” Woah Really Are You Serious Wow I I Had No Idea Thank You So Much Bless Your Soul

Rabioheab: Imagine If Instead Of Making You Cry Onions Made You Really Really Mad. As You Cut Up The Onions You Get Progressively More Angry Until You Punch A Hole In Your Wall And Burn Your House Down And 95% Of Crimes Were Caused By Onion Induced Rage

Forever-Hyung: Every Once In A While I Check Up On People I Hate To Make Sure I Still Hate Them I Do

Vampirequeen: When I Was 9 I Googled “Penis” On My Moms Computer And Then I Felt So Guilty About It For Like A Week So I Started Crying Really Hard And Told Her About It And She Laughed For Like 10 Minutes

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