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Lavicomtesse: My Grandfather Got Suspended From Catholic School For Referring To Jesus Christ And The Twelve Apostles As J.c. And The Boys.

H4Te: I Want To Go On A Shopping Trip Where I Am The Only One In The Shopping Mall And Everything I Want Is Free

But Soft What Grunge Through Yonder Window Breaks

Did-U-Kno: If You Smoke Weed While Pregnant Your Child Will Be Born With Dreadlocks And A Rasta Hat

Ghost-Anus: Evanedinger: Accordion To A Recent Survey, Replacing Words With The Names Of Musical Instruments In A Sentence Often Goes Undetected. This Just Made Me So Angry

Liampain: “Who Are You Wearing” The Interviewer Asks. “Marc Jacobs” The Celebrity Answers. Marc Has Been Skinned Alive And Made Into A Dress. Beautiful.

Achronicmasturbator: Q Is Just Like The Letter O But With Its Dick Out

Worker11811: Why Does Sex Have To Be Hard Why Can’t I Just Walk Up To One Of My Friends And Be Like Hey We Trust Each Other And I’ve Got A Lot Of Tension I Need To Work Out So Please Take Off Your Clothes And Touch Me And Later We Can Go For Pizza

How Do You Lose Weight By Tomorrow

Esexist: My Sexual Orientation Is Straight Up Gangster

Pooka-Saurus: Shining-Vagina: Carlyjespen: Why Can’t Plane Tickets Be Like 10 Dollars Why Can’t Concert Tickets Be Like 10 Dollars Why Can’t Everything Be Like 10 Dollars I’m Not Paying 10 Dollars For A Candy Bar Fuck You

Dampsandwich: I’ve Never Seen Anyone Steal Candy From A Baby

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