msjewbooty: WHEN YOU TALK TO PEOPLE IN DIFFERENT TIME ZONES YOU ARE SENDING MESSAGES TO THE PAST AND THE FUTURE HOW COOL DO YOU FEEL

msjewbooty: WHEN YOU TALK TO PEOPLE IN DIFFERENT TIME ZONES YOU ARE SENDING MESSAGES TO THE PAST AND THE FUTURE HOW COOL DO YOU FEEL

msjewbooty: WHEN YOU TALK TO PEOPLE IN DIFFERENT TIME ZONES YOU ARE SENDING MESSAGES TO THE PAST AND THE FUTURE HOW COOL DO YOU FEEL

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I-Have-The-Suds: One Time My Parents Were Gone For The Weekend So I Took Everything In The House And Moved It Five Inches To The Left. It Was Subtle Enough That It Wasn’t Obvious But They Felt Like Something Was Off When They Got Back And They Kept

Pizza: I’m Going To Name My Daughter Casserole So Then She’ll Get The Nickname Cass And People Will Be Like “Oh, Cass Is Short For Cassandra, Right?” And She Will Have To Explain To Them Her Name Is Casserole

Prucan4Evar: Ifyoucarryonthisway: Tardismyoldgirl: Reddiemercury: Amporasses: I Picked Up A Cookie Thinking It Was Raisin When It Was Actually Chocolate Chip Im So Upset You Are The First Person To Ever Actually Be Upset By This. Where’s The

Frozenfoods: Lordoftheblackflames: Frozenfoods: Ever Notice How Work In Classes Are All Called Questions But In Math Theyre Called Problems That Really Speaks To Me It’s Like Doctor’s. “You’re Going To Feel A Bit Of Pressure” And Then Ask

Don’t Try To Guilt Trip Me I Have No Soul So It Doesn’t Work

Janecrocker: Why Are Men So Embarrassed To Buy Tampons Like That Cashier Knows That Those Aren’t For You Whereas If I Buy Tampons For Myself That Poor Cashier Has To Sit There Wondering For The Rest Of The Day If While They Were Talking To Me I Was

Pamplemoose: Stylesthirst: Sorry But Your Password Must Contain An Uppercase Letter, A Number, A Haiku, A Gang Sign, A Hieroglyph, And The Blood Of A Virgin I Hate How I Have To Give Up My Own Blood For A Stupid Password.

Brokenwingsflyingaway: Brokenwingsflyingaway: Can I Tell My Math Teacher I’m Atheist And Can’t Solve Exponential Functions Due To The Fact That I Don’t Believe In Higher Powers Or This Is Probably The Funniest Thing I’ve Ever Said Or Will Ever

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Pizzaforpresident: The Worst Thing In The World Was Being At A Friend’s House And They Ask You Something Like “Hey Rhyse, You Want A Popsicle?” And Of Course You’re Like “Oh Golly Do I Ever!” And Then They Turn Around And Scream “Mom! Rhyse

Powerburial: A Really Tough Guy In A Sleeveless Shirt Who Gets Mad And Goes To Roll Up His Sleeves But Forgets He Cut The Sleeves Off But He’s So Tough He Rolls Up His Skin

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