thegoddamazon: ohhthehorrors: realitybl0ws: 1. grow up and have children2. hide babies all around the house3. when my kid asks “where do babies come from?” respond with “where DON’T babies come from” and pull one out of a cabinet FUCKING
thegoddamazon: ohhthehorrors: realitybl0ws: 1. grow up and have children2. hide babies all around the house3. when my kid asks “where do babies come from?” respond with “where DON’T babies come from” and pull one out of a cabinet FUCKING
