sobersexting: being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away

sobersexting: being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away

sobersexting: being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away

Humiliation HungryButts

Snazzypotassium: Muggleborns Discovering The Room Of Requirement Has An Internet Cafe Room Every Muggleborn On Campus Mysteriously Disappearing When Not In Class

That One Girl

Undeadsidhe-Inthetardis: Yeahwriters: Cleverhelp: Write Rhymes Finds Rhymes For Your Words While You Write And Takes The Weirdness Out Of Poetry And Scheming. Coooool! I Don’t Think You Understand Just How Amazing This Is For Writerslikewe Spend

Atomicmelonade: A Childhood Fear Of Sorts.

Haloswingsandautocorrect: For The Love Of God, Cas

Fruitpunchg: “Ooooohhh” I Say As I Still Dont Understand

Wemarchalone: “Oh Hey Man Didn’t See You There How’s It Go-“ “Blawuhglauhglauh” “Excuse Me Jimmy Wha-“ “Blawuhalsjaulbaw” This Still Makes Me Laugh A Lot Fdslkjfdssfd

Bombing: Mom? Yeah Hey Its Me. I Just Called To—What? Yeah I’m Doing Fine Thanks. Listen I Was Playing Call Of Duty And This Kid Said Some Really Shocking Things About You And I Just Had To Confirm That They Weren’t True

Sluttygrandma: Do You Ever Daydream Of Dressing Boys In Better Clothes

Kurome-Yatsufusa: Altairyourhairoutbitch: Do You Ever Have A Notp That You Antiship So Hard That You Actually Get Nauseous When People Mention It

Hod-The-Blind: Dx11: Mancermechro: Not Sure Why People Don’t Automatically Say “Shapeshifting” When Asked What They Want Their Superpower To Be. You Could Become Anyone You Want. Even Fictional Characters. Anyone. Cosplay Would Always Be Spot-On.

Hotboyproblems: Whos: Hotboyproblems: Whos Going To Kiss Me On New Years Eve No Im Not Oh

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