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Coagulates: As I Get Older The More I Appreciate Straight Forward People. Like If You’re Mad At Me I Will Respect You If You Tell Me. I Don’t Understand Adults That Would Rather Stomp Their Feet And Use Passive Aggressive Behavior To Communicate.

Meficrow: &Amp;Gt;Random Guy In Shit Tier Iron Armor Shows Up One Day Saying A Dragon Is Burning Down A City. &Amp;Gt;Don’t Know Why The Guards Let Him In. &Amp;Gt;Figure I Can Throw Another Body At My Court Wizard So I Shuffle Him Over. &Amp;Gt;Comes Back With Arrows

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