i-will-call-you-sir: i-will-call-you-sir: I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark. Dick Gregory

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I-Will-Call-You-Sir: If Santa Would Close His Eyes On The Weekends, I’d Probably Wouldn’t Be Naughty List. ~Estella Trujillo

I-Will-Call-You-Sir: The Main Reason Santa Is So Jolly Is Because He Knows Where All The Bad Girls Live. George Carlin

I-Will-Call-You-Sir: “Ever Wonder What People Got Jesus For Christmas? It’s Like, “Oh Great, Socks. You Know I’m Dying For Your Sins Right? Yeah, But Thanks For The Socks! They’ll Go Great With My Sandals. What Am I, German?” — Jim Gaffigan

I-Will-Call-You-Sir: “Maybe Christmas,” He Thought, “Doesn’t Come From A Store. Maybe Christmas… Perhaps… Means A Little Bit More.” Dr. Seuss

I-Will-Call-You-Sir: I-Will-Call-You-Sir: “There Is A Remarkable Breakdown Of Taste And Intelligence At Christmastime. Mature, Responsible Grown Men Wear Neckties Made Of Holly Leaves And Drink Alcoholic Beverages With Raw Egg Yolks And Cottage Cheese

I-Will-Call-You-Sir: Christmas Is Love In Action. Every Time We Love, Every Time We Give, It’s Christmas. Dale Evans

I-Will-Call-You-Sir: I-Will-Call-You-Sir: Calvin: Well. I’ve Decided I Do Believe In Santa Claus, No Matter How Preposterous He Sounds. Hobbes: What Convinced You? Calvin: A Simple Risk Analysis. I Want Presents. Lots Of Presents. Why Risk Not Getting

I-Will-Call-You-Sir: I-Will-Call-You-Sir: If Tv Has Taught Me Anything, It’s That Miracles Always Happen To Poor Kids At Christmas. It Happened To Tiny Tim, It Happened To Charlie Brown, It Happened To The Smurfs, And It’s Going To Happen To Us.

I-Will-Call-You-Sir: I-Will-Call-You-Sir: From Home To Home, And Heart To Heart, From One Place To Another. The Warmth And Joy Of Christmas, Brings Us Closer To Each Other. Emily Matthews

I-Will-Call-You-Sir: I-Will-Call-You-Sir: Yes, Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus. He Exists As Certainly As Love And Generosity And Devotion Exist, And You Know That They Abound And Give To Your Life Its Highest Beauty And Joy. Alas! How Dreary Would

I-Will-Call-You-Sir: I-Will-Call-You-Sir: What’s Santa’s Little Helper Doing To That Dog? Looks Like He’s Trying To Jump Over, But He Can’t Quite Make It. Bart Simpson

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