sherlockismyholmesboy: unexplained-events: Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

sherlockismyholmesboy: unexplained-events: Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

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17000Dollarballpit: Dentist: Do You Smoke? Me: Why You Tryna Light Up?

Chickiefingie: Hey Mom Can You Help Me Roll This Blunt

One Hell Of A Story

Rexuality: I Need To Have As Much Wild Sex As Possible So One Day I Can Become An Inappropriate Old Lady That Blurts Out Things Like “When I Was Your Age I Got A Concussion After Being Bent Over A Desk” And Then My Family Can Be Like “Grandma Please,

One Hell Of A Story

Desmondkilometers: Do You Ever See A Person You Used To Be Friends With And You’re Like “Glad I Got The Fuck Outta That One”

Wheelcher: Yes I Do Graffiti

Askneppy: Multipack: Row Row Row Your Boat Gently Away From Me Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily Please Just Fuckin Leave

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Vintagereaper: Omg The First “My Little Mermaid” Movie I Saw. I Was 6 Or 7 Years Old ♥♥♥♥♥

Hudlion: Ewtangclan: Pyroph0Bia: Angel-Of-The-Get-Through: Idea: Send Me Your Number On Anon. We Text For Two Days, No Name, No Picture, Just Talking. We See If We’d Be Friends From Getting To Know One Another. On Day Three You Send Me A Picture

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