i am your worst nightmare (((:

i am your worst nightmare (((:

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Greencrook: Greencrook: My Uni Students Asked Me If They Had Homework For The Holidays And I Felt So Bad For Them And Their Tired, Dead Eyes That I Told Them To Just Mail Me Pics Of Their Favorite Pokemons. Three Students Sent Me Digimons I Can’t

Fluxdoldrums: Right So My Moms Boyfriend Likes To Always Fucking Comment On Something Im Cooking And Make Fun Of It And Call It Gross. So He Walks In The House And Hes Like “Ew Whats That Nasty Ass Smell, Smells Like Feet, Its Probably That Gross Tofu”

Get Rich Or Die Trying To Graduate From College

Vertabre: Simon Says Like Me Back

My Words Lack Substance

All-Color-Absent: “Fuck It” Tends To Be The Last Thought Running Through My Mind Before Making Any Final Decisions

Courageisgraceunderpressure: Hearing People Say “Oh I’d Never Have The Willpower To Be Anorexic” Is Easily One Of The Most Frustrating Phrases Because: A) Eating Disorders Are Psychological Disorders, Not Adjectives To Be Casually Thrown Aroundb)

Instagrampa: I’m Usually That Person Who Has No Idea What’s Going On

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