nevadora: loveistheultimatetrip: thecuriousmuffin: lizthefangirl: pretentiousprat: The dorm wifi names here crack me up. where in the heck are you PENIS BILL WI THE SCIENCE FI I wish my dorm let us broadcast our own wifi, because this would be

nevadora: loveistheultimatetrip: thecuriousmuffin: lizthefangirl: pretentiousprat: The dorm wifi names here crack me up. where in the heck are you PENIS BILL WI THE SCIENCE FI I wish my dorm let us broadcast our own wifi, because this would be

Nevadora: All Of My Daw

Chocolateoatmilk: Oaksplugs: 1” Ebony Teardrops With Hand Faceted Amethyst Crown Setting I Figured Out How To Facet Stones!! Which I Am Really Pumped About! Much More To Come! Ahhhffs

Nyupanties: No One Knows How Hard It Is To Shave A Vagina Unless You Have One

Niaganrob: When My Absence Does Not Affect You, My Presence No Longer Has Meaning.

I Am Your Worst Nightmare (((:

Frighteningfox: Jontronshat: Cunicular: Your First Time Is Not Supposed To Hurt You Are Not Supposed To Bleed If You Bleed, That Is Not Your Hymen Being ‘Popped’, It Is A Tear Due To Lack Of Sexual Arousal And Natural Lubrication. This Is All A

Greencrook: Greencrook: My Uni Students Asked Me If They Had Homework For The Holidays And I Felt So Bad For Them And Their Tired, Dead Eyes That I Told Them To Just Mail Me Pics Of Their Favorite Pokemons. Three Students Sent Me Digimons I Can’t

Fluxdoldrums: Right So My Moms Boyfriend Likes To Always Fucking Comment On Something Im Cooking And Make Fun Of It And Call It Gross. So He Walks In The House And Hes Like “Ew Whats That Nasty Ass Smell, Smells Like Feet, Its Probably That Gross Tofu”

Get Rich Or Die Trying To Graduate From College

Vertabre: Simon Says Like Me Back

My Words Lack Substance

All-Color-Absent: “Fuck It” Tends To Be The Last Thought Running Through My Mind Before Making Any Final Decisions

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