partybarackisinthehousetonight: a fun thing to do: say “no thanks, i’m a vegetarian” when people hand you their newborn babies

partybarackisinthehousetonight: a fun thing to do: say “no thanks, i’m a vegetarian” when people hand you their newborn babies

partybarackisinthehousetonight: a fun thing to do: say “no thanks, i’m a vegetarian” when people hand you their newborn babies

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Nomadic-Mantra: If You’ve Ever Doubted Yourself, Walk Deep Into Any Forest. Notice How The Trees Still Stand Even Though They Are Given No Recognition. Walk Along Any Stream. The Water Still Flows, Though No One Stops To Praise It. Watch The Stars

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