viva-la-nostalgia: If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.

viva-la-nostalgia: If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.

viva-la-nostalgia: If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.

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Notahoe: I Wonder What My Soulmate Is Doing Right Now Prob Pooping

Beckyhasnofriends: Under This Punk Rock Exterior There Is A Mushy Emotional Horny Self-Loathing Center

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts: Jetgreguar: The Fucking Noise I Just Made

Quixotickiwi: Andalasiaa: Despicable Me 2 #More Like Despicable Me Too

E102Gamma: I Wanna Do Dirty Stuff With U Like Farming

Chafing-Nipples: Dangermat: When Bananas Rot They Secrete Stuff That Makes Other Fruit Including Bananas Near Them Rot Fasterthat’s So Fucked Up That Is Murder Suicidebananas Commit Murder Suicide That’s Pretty Fucking Metal

Glorious-Randomness: Anderlynn: I Always Think Of Canada As The Lovechild Of England And France After They Had A Drunken One Night Stand And England Just Left It To Grow Up With Its Big Brother America Who Was Like The Rebel Of The Family. This Is

Things That I Need In My Life Right Now: Sex Cheese Pizza Ice Cream Sex Rough Sex Gentle Sex More Ice Cream Cuddling S E X More Pizza

My Hobbies Include Laying In Bed In My Underwear While I Listen To Music And Hate Myself

I Need To Be Fucked.

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts: Jesse On Conan, May 22, 2013. (X) “We Filmed On Bourbon Street, And I Think Half The People Were Hired By The Movie To Act Like They Were Crazy, And The Other Half Of The People Were Crazy.”

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