partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

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Satans-Nipples: I Put Headphones In 20 Minutes Ago And Forgot To Play Music: A Novel By Me

Seclude Me And Die

Pinenolanapple: It Takes 237 Muscles To Fake An Orgasm But 15 To Say “It’s Called A Clitoris And It’s Right Here”

An-Egg: I Ffucking Fouond A Shrek Text Generator And Im Alughing So Arhard

Muffin-Bitch: Katnissandhermione: I Just Realised There Are More Nipples In The World Than There Are People What The Fuck You’re Right

Seclude Me And Die

Swiftingthrough: Say “No” To Peer Pressure

Call Me Senpai

Psychoticmist: If You Ever Feel Bad About Yourself Remember That George Bush Was Once Informed That 4 Brazilian People Were Killed In Iraq And He Responded ‘How Many Is A Brazilian’

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Jebiwonkenobi: When I Was Little I Thought Being An Adult Meant Not Having A Bed Time But I’ve Come To Realize That It Just Means Being In Charge Of My Own Bed Time And It Turns Out That I Am Not Equipped To Handle That Responsibility.

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