realfootage: insectcure: 2jp: coke-hoe-nyt-crab: me every friday night is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside is this who now yeah thats him

realfootage: insectcure: 2jp: coke-hoe-nyt-crab: me every friday night is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside is this who now yeah thats him

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Daisypeach: Daisypeach: You Guys All Talk About How “Petty” You Are But One Time My Mom Was So Annoyed That The House Was A Mess That She Made An Actual Vlog Of Her Walking Around The House And Calling Out Every Single Family Member For Their Shit

Just A Tad Bit Upset And Super Luckyso I Just Got Put On Birth Control And I Didn’t Know It Doesn’t Actually Start Taking Affect Till A Week After You Start Using It And Man I Wish I’d Known That Sooner But On The Bright Side I Didn’t Almost Get

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Romanimp: Fencing Coach: How Are Your Legs Feeling After That Workout? Me: Sore Fencing Coach: [[Suddenly In A Russian Accent]] Good. Make Your Thighs Big As Mother Russia. You Know What They Say About Women With Big Thighs, Yes? Me: [[Also In A Russian

Phoenixwaller: Prontobrontosaurusburger: The-Porter-Rockwell: Shadows-Ember: Elcomics: Hi Friends. This Is Our New Comics Test. This One Means A Lot To Us And We Really Hope You Like It. We Put Out A Digital Comic Book Today Containing

Otherwindow: Incubus Mccree: Has No Gun. Shoots Flaming Sparks From His Finger. His Piercings Have Jiggle Physics. What A Handsome Devil.

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Sarakipin: Day 2

K-Eke: … Mom? Yes My Treasure? Can You Look At My New Moves!? Sure!

Wetsnail: Cryptid-Cinn: Grandpasbeforeflowers: Girl Crush Best Part Is, In That Scene She Actually Says “Are There Girls Who Don’t Like [As In Being Attracted To] Girls?”, Which Means She Thought Being A Wlw Was Literally A Universal Experience

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