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Bethrevis: You Could Kill A Man In Any Of These Dresses, And Pretty Sure No Jury Would Convict You. Those Are Killing-Men Dresses, That’s What I’m Saying

Dontneedyourheroact: What I Love About Mythbusters Is That Once They Bust A Myth They Manipulate Their Variables Until Something Finally Explodes Bc We All Know Why You’re Really Watching This Show

Nosdrinker: Growing Up Is Realizing That Every Single One Of Your Problems Is Caused By You Being A Fucking Idiot

Debt: I Play The Keyboard In A Band Called The Internet

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Harblkun: Despairsfortune: Asexualrogers: Octopiwhalestreet: Yoquinto: Okay But A Story About An Asexual Pirate Who Gets Made Fun Of By The Crew Until He Saves All Of Them From Sirens A Pirate For The Adventure, Not The Booty Oh My God I Want

Disneyprincest: My Teacher Is Spraying Febreeze On This Kid Who Came To Class High

Spookymrsboo: Hello Kitty Murder The Hello Kitty Murder In Hong Kong Refers To The Case Of A Night Club Hostess Who Was Kidnapped And Tortured In An Apartment In Tsim Sha Tsui In 1999. She Eventually Died Over A Month Later, Either By Drug Overdose Or

Horo: If Your Mother Is Shitty, I Will Be Your Mother. I’m Not Even Kidding. I Will Give You Hugs When You Are Sad And If Your S.o Is Being Shitty I Will Beat Them Up For You. Your Mum Reacted Shitty To You Coming Out? I Will Be Proud Of You In Her

Perfunctory: It’s So Cute When You Talk To Someone A Lot And Then You Notice The Little Phrases That You Use And The Stupid Little Things You Say Slipping Into Their Vocabulary More And More

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