This woman is probably the only thing that makes me want to shop for myself– just she’s too perfect. I want all the things @x@

This woman is probably the only thing that makes me want to shop for myself– just she’s too perfect. I want all the things @x@

ThroatFuck Throatfucking

Dyamirityofthelord: When You Read Fanfic And A Kink You Don’t Like Appears When You Read Fanfic And Kink You Didn’t Know You Like Until Now Appears

President-Abraham-Lincoln: &Amp;Ldquo;Score&Amp;Rdquo; Means &Amp;Ldquo;20&Amp;Rdquo; So “Four Score” Means ” 4 20” Basically I Had Inadvertedly Told America To Blaze It.

Wimey: I’m Made Of Sarcasm And Sexual Frustration

Sarah Gets A Question Wrong Me; Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Worry, You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Still Beautiful! Mrs. Silkwood; Scarlet Stop Being Weird.

My Teacher Just Told Me To Stop Being Weird

Silvashko: Cattyjean: Silvashko: The Fact I Will Never Know What Having A Penis Is Like Significantly Bothers Me I Imagine It’s Like Having A Boob Between Your Legs.

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Jackfrostftw: Scrotumcoat: This Is Some Indiana Jones Shit Are You Feeling It Now Mr. Krabs

Impossibilityintoreality: So I Work At A Pet Hospital, And We Got A Sick Chameleon Today That We Had To Treat. Needless To Say We Got A Little Attached To Her And Named Her Susan. Her Pillow Was A Cotton Ball, Her Blankets Were Gauze Squares And Her

Sherlocksmyth: I Have A Friend Who Is Dyslexic And One Time He Said “I Put The Sexy Into Dyslexia”And He Waited For Like Thirty Seconds And Just Went “Fuck”.

Nw948Tw4N9Cty8W498Tcyw849Tchw3: Michaxl: Are You Kidding Me Say It To My Face You Little Poptart

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